Wunce Up On A Thyme

Once long ago and many fars away there lived a bee uty full Princess who labored under a huge Miss Conception!
This made her subjects very sad and they walked a round in round circles shakeing their heads back and forth causing them massive headaches in their massive heads. So every juan was very miss erable.
The Problem with the bee utey full Princess was that her Miss Conception was that Pee Pull could be knot a good Enuff for other pee pull. Isn't that a silly princess? What she forgotted was that the Lord God made all in his image and that means that all are good enuff for all... Now the Fayree Goodmudder agrees that knot awl pee pulls are come pat able..... So when she see's that she gets the Fayree Goodfodder (his name is Don Corleon) to wave his majik wand (no the other one) at them and they are much chastened and become demokraps or move to the suburbs on Long Island.
The Hand some and quite rotund Prince of Cordes has a Bea up his bonnet about any juan that sez thingies that wood implyers that there is am are could be a dis pare atty betwixt between or ontopof any poo teeples...er, two peoples...
And then they lived hoppylee ebber after except for the third week of June every other year...I don't know the wherefor or the why of that .

Once again I remain
odder than most